PETA has announced their new campaign of ridding the word "fish" from society and replacing it with a more friendly name, so youngsters would feel hesitant to eat the fellers. The name they chose for our aquatic friends? Sea Kittens! Don't believe me? Check it out.I like to think that I'm a progressive individual, so I'm proposing my new design for a popular treat.
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I bet this whole thing will backfire and kids are going to start eating kittens. Real kittens, with fur coats. Good thing my kitten is indoor only. I don't want a bunch or maniacal kitten eating children to be chasing him around. I think children are the real problem here. Maybe it should be called children of the sea and they will just start eating each other. Problem solved.
But I thought it was okay to eat fish.... Because they don't have any feelings.... Something in the way.... (cello... cello... cello)
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