Sunday, January 11, 2009

Kitten of the Sea

PETA has announced their new campaign of ridding the word "fish" from society and replacing it with a more friendly name, so youngsters would feel hesitant to eat the fellers. The name they chose for our aquatic friends? Sea Kittens! Don't believe me? Check it out.

I like to think that I'm a progressive individual, so I'm proposing my new design for a popular treat.

2 comments:

Scott said...

I bet this whole thing will backfire and kids are going to start eating kittens. Real kittens, with fur coats. Good thing my kitten is indoor only. I don't want a bunch or maniacal kitten eating children to be chasing him around. I think children are the real problem here. Maybe it should be called children of the sea and they will just start eating each other. Problem solved.

Geoffrey Stone said...

But I thought it was okay to eat fish.... Because they don't have any feelings.... Something in the way.... (cello... cello... cello)